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03Jul 2022

Hello Luvlies,

If you have been pondering on anal play but aren’t sure what it’s all about this has been written for you.  There may even be a few titbits for gents who have already experienced anal.

I’ve included a few points worth considering before requesting this anal.

Expectations

Be realistic about your expectations.  The earth is unlikely to move the first time you try anal play although it’s not totally out of the question.  Your body needs to become accustomed to the sensation of being entered when the muscles in this area are designed to expel.  Sometimes it can take several sessions of including anal play for you to be comfortable with the sensations before you start to enjoy it.

From time to time I am approached by an overexcited puppy who requests that I take them with the biggest strap-on I have.  When I ask, “when did you last experience a strap-on?” I get a “never I’m new to this”.  I will leave you to take a wild guess as to whether they get any further than that…

If you can relax and are comfortable with the sensation it can be extremely pleasurable and in some cases, mind blowing leaving you in a haze with wobbly legs lol.

Everyone is different so not everyone will enjoy anal play despite what the world of porn would have you believe.  You will never know if you will or won’t until you have tried.

Another thing the world of porn forgets to tell you is that you need to prepare properly for anal.

Preparation

That brings me nicely onto anal prep.  No, it simply isn’t a matter of washing your arse in the shower!  Although I would expect you to properly wash your anus as a matter of course.  A wipe does NOT get rid of pungent aromas.  Separate those butt cheeks and properly wash the whole area with lots of soap and water.  I know lots of you have never done this, you need to start as this is REALLY the minimum expectation and anything less doesn’t hack it.

I digress, back to anal prep.  This involves popping in a suppository and waiting for it to work to ensure your anal cavity is emptied.  Obviously, checking you aren’t allergic or have any medical reasons for not doing so.  After you have emptied this needs to be followed by a proper INTERNAL anal douching using the correct equipment.  Only when the water exiting you after the internal anal douche runs clear are you clean enough for anal play.

I’m happy to help you with this when you arrive just let me know in advance.  Don’t try and blag it.  Quite simply, you won’t do it correctly and could injure yourself or make a terrible mess if you don’t know what you are doing.

Keeping  Safe

You are now squeaky clean and we are at the point of the main event:

I’m not saying I’m an expert, but I do operate in a safe and sane manner and have done some serious research in this area to mitigate any problems and give you the best experience that your mind and body will allow you to have.  Yes, mind too.  Your brain is your biggest sexual organ so if you aren’t in the right mindset or set a mental block you are not going to get the most out of our time together.

The key is slowly does it and obviously lots of good quality lube that is designed for the anal area – not an item to penny pinch on.

The skin in that part of your anatomy is extremely delicate so if you experience any pain, you must be honest and let me know.  We can try different angles, different positions, different toys – sizes, material, shapes etc to find what you enjoy but you need to engage in the process too.  I will be wearing gloves and despite all the toys being thoroughly sterilised they are also covered in condoms.

I absolutely cringe when I see advertising “I will take you with the biggest strap-on until you bleed”!  Really what planet are some people on?  Can you imagine that conversation in A&E:

“Now Mr X how did you manage to get that enormous dildo in your rectum?” (snigger, snigger)

“Oh, it’s stuck, is it? (snigger, snigger).

“Ahh, I see you have lost half of your blood supply” (no sniggering at that point).

“Emergency surgery it is then” (roll of eyes).

Don’t our NHS have enough on their plate without stupidity adding to the burden?  That’s before we even go into the fact that toys that are too big can cause problems with your urinary tract.

Still eager to try?  Hopefully.

Pleasure Zone

If you are suited to anal play the pleasures can be phenomenal.  A deep pleasure like no other, physically and mentally.  There are many reasons for seeking anal play:

  • Simply touching and stroking your (clean) anus can provide some with great pleasure.
  • Enjoy the actual sensation of being opened and filled.
  • Enjoy a vibrating toy to be included.
  • Prostate massage and the mind blowing orgasm that can create when all the stars line up.
  • Enjoy the mind play of being taken anally.
  • If you are searching for humiliation from being taken anally there is nothing to match.
  • If you wish to embrace your feminine side and feel what it is to be entered.
  • Perhaps even a mix of the above.

The above list is not exhaustive.

I hope this helps you decide if anal play is something you would like to experience and perhaps what your expectations are too.

Ms Birch x

15May 2022
Ms Amelia BIrch

After a long day at the office!

Hello All

So where has the time gone?  I’ve just realised I haven’t blogged since January and my social media presence has been hit and miss to say the least.

Life has been a little full on.  I have a busy life away from my busy ProDomme persona.  I’ve now organised things a little differently to free up the time to torment you more.

Watch this space for updates.

My diary is quickly filling up for this week but I have Tuesday 17th, the morning of Friday 20th and before 4pm on Saturday 21st May.  The following week is a little better but avoid Monday and Wednesday.

A little reminder ~ please ensure you give me enough detail but don’t get carried away in your first email to me.  A well constructed and courteous email introducing yourself which includes the following would be looked on favourably:

~   Your name, age and any health issues that you have so I can prepare a session around your needs

~   The date and time you wish to session

~   The duration

~   A brief outline of the activities you have an interest in.  I do not have the time or inclination to read a novel so please keep to the point.

If you are feel the urge to use random letters rather than full words or use the words “Hiya”, “Hey”, “Babes” or anything similar please don’t hold your breath waiting for a response.

I will look forward to making your fantasy a reality.

Ms Birch

01Jan 2022

Ms Amelia BirchHappy New Year Everyone!

Whatever you did to bring in the New Year I hope it was a good one whether it be the more popular option of a peaceful one or even if you opted for an alcohol obliterated one.

We’ve had so many years lost to covid let’s take this year by the horns and start living again, we are only limited by our own imaginations.

In the UK we are fortunate that we have vaccinations and other ground-breaking treatments available to keep covid as low a risk as possible and it is fast becoming the equivalent of a flu.  Despite a large number of people dying from flu annually it doesn’t stop the world.  Don’t misinterpret the above, I am fully vaccinated including the booster and lateral flow test regularly to mitigate risks.  I also have, what some would deem to be extreme, cleaning/sanitising protocol and always have done.  I run with the same view of a respected Mistress said to me when I was started out in the professional arena “if my equipment isn’t clean enough to put in my mouth, it’s not clean!”.

You aren’t going to hear about lost cause New Year’s resolutions here either.  Let’s face it, if you really want to change something in your life you can do that at any time you don’t need a named day to do so.  However, I am going to tell you about how I will be moving forward in 2022.

Firstly, I have structured my work, so I have a little more time to concentrate on sessions.  The upside of this is I will also have more time to delight you with my blogs and to produce more content.  I will be exploring new avenues with interests that have piqued my interest and I may in time just be adding those to my repertoire.  Watch this space.

I will also be taking on a loyal and reliable slave(s) with the appropriate skill set to undertake the tasks I simply don’t have time or inclination to do.  What can I say?  A Goddess has better things to do than chores, gardening, DIY etc.  I’ve yet to decide if they will be from my professional sessions or my private interests but I will only consider those that know their place and are more than discreet.  You’ve guessed it, I will approach the appropriate candidates, you don’t approach me regarding this.  Maybe now is the time to try and impress me.

When restrictions are lifted I plan to spend a few days sessioning in London.  If you wish to be advised of these dates and approximate area once I’m closer to planning this visit drop me an email.

My search for that elusive commercial premises to rent continues.  I was pipped at the post for the one I particularly had my eye on.  It wouldn’t have been perfect but had legs to adapt to my requirements.  In the interim I may opt for a discreet apartment to session from.  Why? you may wonder.  For a myriad of reasons, far too many to go into here.  The search continues…

Over the week to 10 days, I will be extremely busy with non-kink work so will pick up emails in the evening.  Lockdown hasn’t done a lot of people a favour and some have forgotten basic courtesy and respect and social etiquette is a mere distant memory.  I’m most certainly not here for you to try and entertain yourself by sending me nonsense emails.  For those of you who are unsure of how to make contact please follow the proforma noted Appendix A at the end of this blog.

For contacts containing all the information noted if there are any areas, I need clarifying I will drop you the relevant questions by email otherwise you will receive an email inviting you to make a mutually convenient appointment for you to call me to discuss the finer details of your session and pop you in my diary once your deposit is received.

Ms Birch x

 

Appendix A

Pro forma first contact email

Dear (I will let you find the correct way to address me from my website)

[you may include one sentence of complimentary comments]

I am [name], I am [age] and I [have no health issues]/[have x y z health issues].  My mobile number is [xxxxx xxxxxx].

I have read your deposit requirement and am happy to adhere to this.

I request a session on [date], [time] for [duration].

My interests include:

[one sentence per interest]

I [have][have not] experienced these activities before.

[One short paragraph of anything else that is pertinent to your time with me, not your life story – at this stage I do not want any further details].

[Your own sign off]

[your name]

07Aug 2021

Pines away when left alone…

Those of us that acquired pets during lockdown need to take a care that they don’t get lonesome now they are left alone for stretches of time.

Are you guilty of this neglect?

Here are a few tips to keep them safe when you are busy elsewhere:

Keep them safe and locked away in a cage or securely restrained.

A few toys to keep them occupied.

A bowl of water within easy reach.

Perhaps some nourishment if they are left for long periods.

Unless sensory deprevation is the aim a radio left on for company.

The above will hopefully stop over excitement or even uncontrolled sobbing on your return.

While I am enjoying my British waters cruise, courtesy of a loyal servant, I have ensured my pet will be cared for.  What can I say it would never do if I was to return to a mess and have to take training back to basic training when he has been doing so well.

For those of you concerned as to my arrangements clearly my loyal servant will be accompaning me on said cruise and pandering to me every whim and fancy.

See you again next week on my return.

Ms Birch x

08Jun 2021

Over the last couple of years two men who were each important to me for different reasons explained they lived their lives as a lie trying to “do the right thing”.  Each had terrible consequences as doing “the right thing” led to them and their loved ones being desperately unhappy and disappointed.  Living a lie is never the right thing.  I’m pleased to say one of those with the help of intense counselling came out of a very dark place happier and more confident and is now learning who they really are.  The other sadly continues to make himself and those around him extremely unhappy by “doing the right thing”.

How many of you are living your lives trying to “do the right thing”?  The better description of that may be living as someone other than yourself to fit into a box of what you perceive is expected of you.

How can you think it makes anyone around you happy knowing that you aren’t being true to yourself and miserable in a futile attempt to please them?

This is an issue that goes far beyond coming to terms with kinks and fetishes but affects everyday life too.  If you feel you need to lie to make others feel better about you, that is an issue.

Invariably this results in a lack of fulfilment as you can never achieve the perfection imposed by your own mind.

Why do you lie?  Is it that you want to be liked?  Why do you feel you can’t be liked as the real you?

Why do you think others have such impossible expectations of you?  Do others really expect of you what you are putting on yourself?

Are you making the people around you happy by being this false version of yourself?  Doubtful, those around you will know that there is something amiss.

Stand back and consider where these notions originally came from.  Have you simply created a scenario that is the easier option?  Will the world dramatically end if you become yourself?  Being honest about who you are and your own wants, needs and desires will help those that love you understand you better.

Before you suddenly declare to the world think carefully who you sound off to and how.

Clearly not everyone is interested, the work colleague who sat across from you 2 years ago or a random stranger isn’t going to care but those that love you hopefully will.  If they aren’t interested or indeed don’t care maybe it’s time to let go of the perceived security blanket holding you to them and make your own way being YOU.

Lots of people, but I’ve found men, struggle to let go of the apron strings whether that be the aprons of their mothers or partners through fear of change.  Scary as it seems at first, there is no doubt change can be scary, you can do it.  It may not be perfect to start with, but it will be true.

To be taken seriously you need to be calm and clear in your own head and allow the person you discuss you with the time to absorb and understand.  Suddenly declaring you want a deep discussion about something so massive and totally out of the blue isn’t fair and won’t get you the reaction you desire.  Be kind and considerate and respect the enormity of the shock you are laying on your confidante.  They had become accustomed to believing in your lie and will need time to learn to love the truth of you.

Now is the perfect time to reassess where you are.  Everything in the world changed and we are now beginning the journey to normalising, akin to awakening from a cocoon.  You can take this opportunity to go down a different path to the one you found you were trudging along before Covid-19 turned our lives upside down and inside out.

I too have done a lot of soul searching and worked out what I desire of my life and what is feasible.  Don’t misunderstand, I have never been afraid of change but am someone who embraces it.  It could be said that I seek out change.  I assume that comes from an original starting point where change could only result in an improvement, I have lived my life on that basis since.

I am in a privileged position that due to unexpected life events prior to the first lockdown I had to reassess my life with the new understanding that it is a precious gift not to be wasted.  The lockdowns have enabled me to recuperate and prepare for the new me.  I feel more balanced in my understanding of me and focused on how I wish to pursue my life.  Perhaps feistier, definitely more passionate about the things that matter and totally indifferent to those that don’t.  I will let you know in future musings how this reflects in my sessions but let’s just say I’m more confident about my journey and who I am knowing I am the master of my own destiny.

There is a lot to be said for having inner peace and contentment.

Ms Birch x

16Jun 2020

The beauty of Nature

As we prepare to return to some semblance of normal after several months of time, lots of time, we start to wave goodbye to our lockdown routines, maybe with a little regret, and tentatively embrace the new world that awaits us.

So what will you miss most about your routine that has evolved over the last couple of months?

For me, it will be the ability to linger over tasks that would have previously been rushed.  The walk instead of the drive.  The time to think things through and the anticipation of starting afresh when we are able to.

I particularly enjoy the walk to my local shop, ok it’s countrified here, so it’s a several mile walk of sauntering down country lanes, through woods and over fields.  I’ve documented my route in the attached picture for you to share the beauty of nature with me.  Idyllic isn’t it?  It’s already started to change though – as more cars hit the roads as the owners come out of their hibernation the country lane is less of a stroll and more of a dive into the hedge to avoid the oncoming hunks of metal.  It was good while it lasted.

So now is the time to think about preparing for my return.  Like the majority of ProDommes I do not know exactly when this will be but soon.  I am keeping a close eye on the updates and will let you know as soon as I do.  I will also post my new mobile number closer to the time.

Here’s to you entertaining me with your torment in the near future.

Ms Birch x

 

14Mar 2019

Life takes over and rather than stretch ourselves we drift into a rut and slowly over the years the frustration at our situation begins to eat away.  Everyone of us are guilty of this at some stage in our life, me included.

We don’t always appreciate it but each of us have the ability to change this.  Grab at life’s opportunities or indeed make our own opportunities!

Only you can empower yourself to step outside of your comfort zone, give it a go you will probably find it changes you for the better.  I for one am going to step out of my comfort zone and with my trusted slaves will be experimenting in different areas that have caught my interest.  I may not enjoy some of them, but I won’t know until I have given it a good go and others, I’m sure I will love and add to my repertoire.

When you are ready to step outside of your comfort zone contact me and let’s start our journey together.

I do listen to your requirements and tailor your session to you, no standard approach here.

25Jan 2019

Hanging Around

Happy belated New Year!

Where have the last couple of weeks gone?  It’s all seems to have disappeared in a haze of being busy not appearing to do very much.

I miss having my own Chambers set up but don’t worry sessions are still good fun in my domestic setting here in as the above pictures shows.  With my wicked imagination the pleasurable torment still flows.

I have now literally only got weeks left (8 I think) to find a new setting before my lease ends at my current property.  It’s my choice not to renew even though I adore the property, which with all it’s amazing features lends itself perfectly to a dungeon environment, but sadly I’m not enamoured with the lack of maintenance by the owner of the building.

So I’m look for a premises be it commercial or domestic that would suit my demanding needs either here or further afield or then again should I be looking to return to the south coast?  A bit of a dilema but I need to lay down some roots somewhere soon.  Three or four moves within a 12 month period are not good for the soul.  Any landlords with a well maintained and discreet property (domestic or commercial considered) to rent for my sole use, I don’t share, do get in touch and we can talk.  I’ve found a few possibilities but each has a problem; either ridiculously over priced or up with an agent I wouldn’t trust to boil a kettle let alone deal with such a major transaction.  The latest property I found appears to be right, or is that just wishful thinking, but has the potential of too many repairs needed on a self-repairing commercial lease basis.

I hate being in limbo, I like structure and plans but I’ve got uncertainty and my lounge at home has become akin to a rather large storage unit with packing boxes taking over.

Wish me luck in my search or make it your mission to impress me by finding the “right” premises.

Keep an eye on my website as I’ve got a very special treat planned for sessions booked for February details to follow.

Ms Birch x

 

23Sep 2018

I do appreciate how nerve wracking it is contacting  Professional Dominatrix for the first time and newbies are more than welcome here where you can experience your fantasy of submitting to a dominant lady.  I will provide you with a bespoke session after listening to your needs.

However, before you contact me please do bear in mind that if you are too nervous to turn up for the session you book you will be wasting not only your own time but more importantly mine.  I don’t give second chances!

You will know your own character and as to where you mindset is, Perhaps you fall into one of the following categories:

  1. You truly long to experience a session and are eager to fulfil this fantasy
  2. You would like to experience a session but are so nervous so maybe you will just ring up a Professional Dominatrix and chat to get your kicks
  3. You like the idea of visiting a Professional Dominatrix but would never follow it through so will just ring up and waste the Dommes time
  4. You are confused and not sure what is right for you

There is a solution for each of these scenarios:

  1. Check your areas of interest match those of the Professional Dominatrix you wish to meet and simply ring up to book.  You will need to know the date, time and duration that you are available to attend and experience something that will stay with you for a long, long time.
  2. If you have no intention of booking please do not was a Professional Dommes time, she will be able to tell.  I offer a “Tea Room” option that may be ideal for you but only book if you know you would definitely turn up.  You can chat to your hearts content with someone who knows and won’t judge where you are.  You will be able to look around my Chambers and then either book or go away and think about whether a session is for you.
  3. Show respect for the Professional Dommes time and stay away from that phone!
  4. A chat in the “Tea Room” is simply perfect for you.  Just give me a call to arrange and I can help you make sense of the confusion.

I look forward to welcoming the genuine newbies into my world.

Ms Birch x

 

31Aug 2018

Cane Discipline

Your lucky buttocks are in for a treat!

I’ve added a few delights to my cane collection, derlin, manila, rattan and fibreglass.

Present yourself appropriately to feel the wonderful sting as they connect to your skin and glow with the beautiful stripes that will adorn your body when you leave feeling fully drained of the stresses of life.

You are required to report for your delightful punishment asap!