01Jan 2024

My fabulous Chambers!

Happy New Year!

It’s only another day but it’s symbolic of new hope, new starts and kickstarting a new attitude and start to drink in the life of 2024.

Personally I don’t bother with new year resolutions, if I really want to do something I do it then and there, why wait until 1st January? The gyms are going to be so full of half-hearted good intentions to get fit which will have dissipated before the end of February!

Some of you know I have a passion for health and wellbeing. Once I tried pilates, I was hooked. Within a year I was addicted to various dance and cardio classes and more recently yoga. I’m in the process of arranging new activities, one includes being very graceful and the other a bat and ball lol. Not bad for someone who at the end of 2018, through illness found walking and to be frank functioning difficult. It goes to show that you can turn yourself around from any situation with a little effort and oodles of determination.

It’s been suggested, many a time, that you would appreciate me putting a package together to help you become motivated in getting your health, fitness, shape and confidence back. Obviously, with a punishment if you would be daft enough to attempt to shirk. I have helped a couple of you with this but I’m now ready to pull something more structured together so watch this space.

The techniques I’ve learnt in my dance classes particularly ballet are invaluable in teaching deportment to those of you who are so inclined. If you enjoy cross dressing, you may be pleased to learn I’m going to be offering make-up, pamper experiences for you and possibly photoshoots as a bolt on. Once I’ve worked out the detail, I will let you know.

I’ve now got the dungeon furniture up in my chambers. The picture doesn’t show it very clearly, but the stocks, kneeling bench, St Andrew’s Cross and horse bench are all erected. It can also be jiggled around to have a medical treatment type couch set up in it. I also have a therapy/beauty room that I am in the process of setting up. I just love my new place; it flows so well. I’m not saying there aren’t any teething issues but that’s the case with any property.

Therapy room that be ideal for beauty and pampering sessions, tranquil with plenty of natural light or with the blinds pulled more private.
I am eventually rebranding. Why? I feel I have outgrown Amelia Birch and have some associations with her that I’m ready to let go of and develop further in other avenues. I will let you know what those avenues are once I’m fully trained, or perhaps at the stage I need willing victims to practice on.

Once I’ve rebranded, I will try and make it so you will be directed to the new domain from this site.
I’m also toying with the idea of OnlyFans but not as you would expect. More along the lines of informative and instructional on all those things you are usually unable to ask anyone.

Oh one more particularly important point. I will be formalising some age restriction guidelines for certain activities. I already have a strict policy on this as I’ve found the older some people get the more unrealistic you are about your capabilities; I will just be formalising it for you to consider. I’m not prepared to risk your health and/or my reputation by your unreasonable expectations. I say guidelines as age is a relative concept. Someone who is 65 who has taken his health seriously, enjoys sport and eats healthily could be in a much better condition than someone half his age who does no exercise, eats unhealthily resulting in all manner of hidden health conditions. This will hopefully help you assess for yourself your own capabilities but my decision on the matter will be final. Stood up in the dock saying “but M’Lord he said it would be ok, he wouldn’t die if I did [x, y, z] to him” wouldn’t get me off the hook!

Why the surge forward on my plans now? No, it’s not because it’s New Year, I’ve covered that above. Now that I’m settling into the new place and not losing so much time to travelling, being less exhausted and much more relaxed makes it’s the ideal opportunity for me to move forward with the things I’ve wanted to do for such a long time, but logistics had prevented.

I have a busy January ahead of me so please bear with me. I will put out details as soon as I can. I’m eager to have new experiences in my world of fantasy and domination. I, of course, will not be too busy to include a few sessions in January but you will need to be organised and arrange with plenty of notice. Please note that January is reserved for the more reliable amongst you.

Enjoy what’s left of the Bank Holiday and see you very soon.

Ms Birch x

24Dec 2023

Remember Christmas will be as good or as bad as YOU make it.  You have the power to adjust your expectations to ensure it is as you wish.

A little tip if you feel your inner diva/demon raising it’s ungrateful head, think of those that really do have problems to deal with.  Running out of stuffing, custard etc or dealing with an annoying distant relative for a day is not going to break you, smile sweetly, hand around the decadent chocolates and ponder on how fortunate you are to be able to moan about first world problems.  If that fails, in a couple of days, send me an email to arrange a session where I will be more than happy to “discuss” your ingratitude.

For those of you doing as I am, spending a day of closing off to the world and relaxing, of course apart from the obligatory message frenzy, thumbs up to you for doing your own thing.  I find it quite empowering.  Not to mention the advantage of not having to constantly explain why I can’t eat or drink what you do and no I can’t have a little cheat as it’s Christmas… no nothing’s changed since I told you the last 10 times other than you’ve drank a lake full of booze, no I really can’t have that… darn digestive disease!  I make no secret that I hate the commercial side of Christmas and the uncontrolled greed.  To me Christmas is about those that are important to you and surely you don’t need a single day in the year, no matter what title you put to that day, to show that they are special, it’s an ongoing fest of appreciation.

Who’s with me on starting a breakaway tradition?  Forget the hype, calm it all down, enjoy a pleasant and tasty, but not overly opulent meal with the people who are important to you, where each person cooks and brings a part of that meal to the table.  If you must give presents it’s something you’ve made yourself; a cake, a picture, a scarf or indeed a plant you’ve grown.  Spend time chatting and valuing the people around the table without the excess and drunkenness which leads to so many problems that could easily be avoided.  You can all see the retailers and marketing teams sending out the hitmen as I type.

I’m going to turn off the phone now for a couple of days, even I need a break from time to time!  I will be back Thursday, 28th.

Although I doubt my wicked imagination will be taking the opportunity to rest.  I have lots of ideas whirring around my head as to how to have some fun with you in the new year.  I will let you know what I’ve come up with once I’ve had the opportunity to put “pen to paper” or should that now be “fingertips to keyboard”?

Whatever way you spend your Christmas, may it be fabulous and everything you want it to be.  If it isn’t, just remember it’s only a day!

Ms Birch x

19Oct 2022
Down on the farm

Memories of being down on the farm

Happy memories of a fabulous weekend away making memories down on the farm.  It was such a wonderful time, amazing company, many giggles and we even managed to take lots of photos which I will start to scatter across my advertising.

Now we are entering winter my Hunter wellies will be used to the max.

On a different note I’m pleased to say my Chambers are now set up in my new place in Southampton.  Fabulous location, close to the train station and just off the M3.  A brilliant Mall which will be perfect for shopping trips.  I’m checking out the eateries and coffee houses for public sessions.  I will update my website with details of my new location as soon as I get a chance so stay tuned.

Ms Birch x

01Jan 2022

Ms Amelia BirchHappy New Year Everyone!

Whatever you did to bring in the New Year I hope it was a good one whether it be the more popular option of a peaceful one or even if you opted for an alcohol obliterated one.

We’ve had so many years lost to covid let’s take this year by the horns and start living again, we are only limited by our own imaginations.

In the UK we are fortunate that we have vaccinations and other ground-breaking treatments available to keep covid as low a risk as possible and it is fast becoming the equivalent of a flu.  Despite a large number of people dying from flu annually it doesn’t stop the world.  Don’t misinterpret the above, I am fully vaccinated including the booster and lateral flow test regularly to mitigate risks.  I also have, what some would deem to be extreme, cleaning/sanitising protocol and always have done.  I run with the same view of a respected Mistress said to me when I was started out in the professional arena “if my equipment isn’t clean enough to put in my mouth, it’s not clean!”.

You aren’t going to hear about lost cause New Year’s resolutions here either.  Let’s face it, if you really want to change something in your life you can do that at any time you don’t need a named day to do so.  However, I am going to tell you about how I will be moving forward in 2022.

Firstly, I have structured my work, so I have a little more time to concentrate on sessions.  The upside of this is I will also have more time to delight you with my blogs and to produce more content.  I will be exploring new avenues with interests that have piqued my interest and I may in time just be adding those to my repertoire.  Watch this space.

I will also be taking on a loyal and reliable slave(s) with the appropriate skill set to undertake the tasks I simply don’t have time or inclination to do.  What can I say?  A Goddess has better things to do than chores, gardening, DIY etc.  I’ve yet to decide if they will be from my professional sessions or my private interests but I will only consider those that know their place and are more than discreet.  You’ve guessed it, I will approach the appropriate candidates, you don’t approach me regarding this.  Maybe now is the time to try and impress me.

When restrictions are lifted I plan to spend a few days sessioning in London.  If you wish to be advised of these dates and approximate area once I’m closer to planning this visit drop me an email.

My search for that elusive commercial premises to rent continues.  I was pipped at the post for the one I particularly had my eye on.  It wouldn’t have been perfect but had legs to adapt to my requirements.  In the interim I may opt for a discreet apartment to session from.  Why? you may wonder.  For a myriad of reasons, far too many to go into here.  The search continues…

Over the week to 10 days, I will be extremely busy with non-kink work so will pick up emails in the evening.  Lockdown hasn’t done a lot of people a favour and some have forgotten basic courtesy and respect and social etiquette is a mere distant memory.  I’m most certainly not here for you to try and entertain yourself by sending me nonsense emails.  For those of you who are unsure of how to make contact please follow the proforma noted Appendix A at the end of this blog.

For contacts containing all the information noted if there are any areas, I need clarifying I will drop you the relevant questions by email otherwise you will receive an email inviting you to make a mutually convenient appointment for you to call me to discuss the finer details of your session and pop you in my diary once your deposit is received.

Ms Birch x


Appendix A

Pro forma first contact email

Dear (I will let you find the correct way to address me from my website)

[you may include one sentence of complimentary comments]

I am [name], I am [age] and I [have no health issues]/[have x y z health issues].  My mobile number is [xxxxx xxxxxx].

I have read your deposit requirement and am happy to adhere to this.

I request a session on [date], [time] for [duration].

My interests include:

[one sentence per interest]

I [have][have not] experienced these activities before.

[One short paragraph of anything else that is pertinent to your time with me, not your life story – at this stage I do not want any further details].

[Your own sign off]

[your name]

07Aug 2021

Pines away when left alone…

Those of us that acquired pets during lockdown need to take a care that they don’t get lonesome now they are left alone for stretches of time.

Are you guilty of this neglect?

Here are a few tips to keep them safe when you are busy elsewhere:

Keep them safe and locked away in a cage or securely restrained.

A few toys to keep them occupied.

A bowl of water within easy reach.

Perhaps some nourishment if they are left for long periods.

Unless sensory deprevation is the aim a radio left on for company.

The above will hopefully stop over excitement or even uncontrolled sobbing on your return.

While I am enjoying my British waters cruise, courtesy of a loyal servant, I have ensured my pet will be cared for.  What can I say it would never do if I was to return to a mess and have to take training back to basic training when he has been doing so well.

For those of you concerned as to my arrangements clearly my loyal servant will be accompaning me on said cruise and pandering to me every whim and fancy.

See you again next week on my return.

Ms Birch x

08Jun 2021

Over the last couple of years two men who were each important to me for different reasons explained they lived their lives as a lie trying to “do the right thing”.  Each had terrible consequences as doing “the right thing” led to them and their loved ones being desperately unhappy and disappointed.  Living a lie is never the right thing.  I’m pleased to say one of those with the help of intense counselling came out of a very dark place happier and more confident and is now learning who they really are.  The other sadly continues to make himself and those around him extremely unhappy by “doing the right thing”.

How many of you are living your lives trying to “do the right thing”?  The better description of that may be living as someone other than yourself to fit into a box of what you perceive is expected of you.

How can you think it makes anyone around you happy knowing that you aren’t being true to yourself and miserable in a futile attempt to please them?

This is an issue that goes far beyond coming to terms with kinks and fetishes but affects everyday life too.  If you feel you need to lie to make others feel better about you, that is an issue.

Invariably this results in a lack of fulfilment as you can never achieve the perfection imposed by your own mind.

Why do you lie?  Is it that you want to be liked?  Why do you feel you can’t be liked as the real you?

Why do you think others have such impossible expectations of you?  Do others really expect of you what you are putting on yourself?

Are you making the people around you happy by being this false version of yourself?  Doubtful, those around you will know that there is something amiss.

Stand back and consider where these notions originally came from.  Have you simply created a scenario that is the easier option?  Will the world dramatically end if you become yourself?  Being honest about who you are and your own wants, needs and desires will help those that love you understand you better.

Before you suddenly declare to the world think carefully who you sound off to and how.

Clearly not everyone is interested, the work colleague who sat across from you 2 years ago or a random stranger isn’t going to care but those that love you hopefully will.  If they aren’t interested or indeed don’t care maybe it’s time to let go of the perceived security blanket holding you to them and make your own way being YOU.

Lots of people, but I’ve found men, struggle to let go of the apron strings whether that be the aprons of their mothers or partners through fear of change.  Scary as it seems at first, there is no doubt change can be scary, you can do it.  It may not be perfect to start with, but it will be true.

To be taken seriously you need to be calm and clear in your own head and allow the person you discuss you with the time to absorb and understand.  Suddenly declaring you want a deep discussion about something so massive and totally out of the blue isn’t fair and won’t get you the reaction you desire.  Be kind and considerate and respect the enormity of the shock you are laying on your confidante.  They had become accustomed to believing in your lie and will need time to learn to love the truth of you.

Now is the perfect time to reassess where you are.  Everything in the world changed and we are now beginning the journey to normalising, akin to awakening from a cocoon.  You can take this opportunity to go down a different path to the one you found you were trudging along before Covid-19 turned our lives upside down and inside out.

I too have done a lot of soul searching and worked out what I desire of my life and what is feasible.  Don’t misunderstand, I have never been afraid of change but am someone who embraces it.  It could be said that I seek out change.  I assume that comes from an original starting point where change could only result in an improvement, I have lived my life on that basis since.

I am in a privileged position that due to unexpected life events prior to the first lockdown I had to reassess my life with the new understanding that it is a precious gift not to be wasted.  The lockdowns have enabled me to recuperate and prepare for the new me.  I feel more balanced in my understanding of me and focused on how I wish to pursue my life.  Perhaps feistier, definitely more passionate about the things that matter and totally indifferent to those that don’t.  I will let you know in future musings how this reflects in my sessions but let’s just say I’m more confident about my journey and who I am knowing I am the master of my own destiny.

There is a lot to be said for having inner peace and contentment.

Ms Birch x

16Jun 2020

The beauty of Nature

As we prepare to return to some semblance of normal after several months of time, lots of time, we start to wave goodbye to our lockdown routines, maybe with a little regret, and tentatively embrace the new world that awaits us.

So what will you miss most about your routine that has evolved over the last couple of months?

For me, it will be the ability to linger over tasks that would have previously been rushed.  The walk instead of the drive.  The time to think things through and the anticipation of starting afresh when we are able to.

I particularly enjoy the walk to my local shop, ok it’s countrified here, so it’s a several mile walk of sauntering down country lanes, through woods and over fields.  I’ve documented my route in the attached picture for you to share the beauty of nature with me.  Idyllic isn’t it?  It’s already started to change though – as more cars hit the roads as the owners come out of their hibernation the country lane is less of a stroll and more of a dive into the hedge to avoid the oncoming hunks of metal.  It was good while it lasted.

So now is the time to think about preparing for my return.  Like the majority of ProDommes I do not know exactly when this will be but soon.  I am keeping a close eye on the updates and will let you know as soon as I do.  I will also post my new mobile number closer to the time.

Here’s to you entertaining me with your torment in the near future.

Ms Birch x


23Sep 2018

I do appreciate how nerve wracking it is contacting  Professional Dominatrix for the first time and newbies are more than welcome here where you can experience your fantasy of submitting to a dominant lady.  I will provide you with a bespoke session after listening to your needs.

However, before you contact me please do bear in mind that if you are too nervous to turn up for the session you book you will be wasting not only your own time but more importantly mine.  I don’t give second chances!

You will know your own character and as to where you mindset is, Perhaps you fall into one of the following categories:

  1. You truly long to experience a session and are eager to fulfil this fantasy
  2. You would like to experience a session but are so nervous so maybe you will just ring up a Professional Dominatrix and chat to get your kicks
  3. You like the idea of visiting a Professional Dominatrix but would never follow it through so will just ring up and waste the Dommes time
  4. You are confused and not sure what is right for you

There is a solution for each of these scenarios:

  1. Check your areas of interest match those of the Professional Dominatrix you wish to meet and simply ring up to book.  You will need to know the date, time and duration that you are available to attend and experience something that will stay with you for a long, long time.
  2. If you have no intention of booking please do not was a Professional Dommes time, she will be able to tell.  I offer a “Tea Room” option that may be ideal for you but only book if you know you would definitely turn up.  You can chat to your hearts content with someone who knows and won’t judge where you are.  You will be able to look around my Chambers and then either book or go away and think about whether a session is for you.
  3. Show respect for the Professional Dommes time and stay away from that phone!
  4. A chat in the “Tea Room” is simply perfect for you.  Just give me a call to arrange and I can help you make sense of the confusion.

I look forward to welcoming the genuine newbies into my world.

Ms Birch x


18Mar 2018

I’m back and refreshed after my wonderful birthday break exploring Berlin – simply fabulous.

I doubt there is a single street I haven’t actually wondered down in the fabulous city – I took exploring to a whole new level from enjoying a lovely meal in the revolving TV tower to going underground in an original bunker, going to the theatre to watch the incredible show “The ONE Grand Show”, to climbing to steep steps to the garden above the water tower in Prenzlauer Berg with it’s heart breaking history.  If I ever got the opportunity to live in Berlin it would be Prenzlauer Berg the former eastern side of the wall but now gentrified and just beautiful.

I’m pleased to say after all my exploring I can now move again without pain killers so be warned full torment is now resumed.

Sorry to those I had to disappoint cancelling my trip to West Yorkshire but sadly I was unexpectedly left without a vehicle.  Hopefully, I will be able to rearrange in the near future.

Sessions are available this coming week (in Southampton).  When calling you need to be prepared to leave a message clearly stating the date, time and duration of the session you wish to arrange, and I will call you back.  I know the genuine amongst you don’t mind doing this.  It has been necessary to go down this route as I am constantly breaking off from work to find the call was just another fantasist with no intention of arranging a session but merely attention seeking.

Fantasists should remember I’m running a professional business not a charity and DO NOT offer free chat, emailing, texting or even sessions.  Just like you when you go to work you expect to be paid, shocking I know but so do I!

Those of you that are eagerly waiting for my new designed website, that had taken me weeks to redesign and rewrite, there has been a lengthy delay due to the webmaster being too busy to do this.  Any volunteers with expertise in this area to sort this out for me?

I look forward to tormenting you next week.

Ms Birch x

07Mar 2017

Visit Ms Birch in the Tea Room


You are invited to join me for an open and relaxed chat while enjoying a cup of tea in my Tea Room.

The Tea Room is perfect for those of you that are new to the scene and maybe too nervous to dip your toe into the pool of kink and fetish or maybe you are not sure in what direction to go or perhaps inquisitive as to what is available in a professional domination session.

In the Tea Room you are able to ask those burning questions, discuss where your interests lie and what you are looking to achieve and how a session may help you in an open and non-judgemental environment. You will soon relax in the comfortable lounge and may even like to have a peek at my Chambers before deciding if you are ready to take the plunge into a “real” session.  If you wish to arrange a session designed to meet your needs we can match diaries to arrange or you may simply go away and ponder on our chat and ring my booking line when you are ready.

For the more experienced kinkster The Tea Room is also an ideal venue for you to discuss a more complicated scenario or new areas you wish to explore.  Sometimes you may just want to discuss how you feel that’s ok too.

If a chat with me in The Tea Room appeals to you simply call the booking line stating you would like to visit the Tea Room.  Ensure you know what date and time you want to visit before calling, just in case you are a chancer please note pretending you want a booking does not give you a free Tea Room chat over the phone.

On occasion it may be possible for a maid to be available to serve our beverage however, during our chat you will be assured total privacy.  You will need to be flexible on times if you wish my maid to be present to arrange around life commitments.

Please note my usual fees apply to attend the Tea Room and I will be dressed in a professional and comfortable style.

I look forward to chatting with you soon.

Ms Birch x

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