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01Jan 2022

Ms Amelia BirchHappy New Year Everyone!

Whatever you did to bring in the New Year I hope it was a good one whether it be the more popular option of a peaceful one or even if you opted for an alcohol obliterated one.

We’ve had so many years lost to covid let’s take this year by the horns and start living again, we are only limited by our own imaginations.

In the UK we are fortunate that we have vaccinations and other ground-breaking treatments available to keep covid as low a risk as possible and it is fast becoming the equivalent of a flu.  Despite a large number of people dying from flu annually it doesn’t stop the world.  Don’t misinterpret the above, I am fully vaccinated including the booster and lateral flow test regularly to mitigate risks.  I also have, what some would deem to be extreme, cleaning/sanitising protocol and always have done.  I run with the same view of a respected Mistress said to me when I was started out in the professional arena “if my equipment isn’t clean enough to put in my mouth, it’s not clean!”.

You aren’t going to hear about lost cause New Year’s resolutions here either.  Let’s face it, if you really want to change something in your life you can do that at any time you don’t need a named day to do so.  However, I am going to tell you about how I will be moving forward in 2022.

Firstly, I have structured my work, so I have a little more time to concentrate on sessions.  The upside of this is I will also have more time to delight you with my blogs and to produce more content.  I will be exploring new avenues with interests that have piqued my interest and I may in time just be adding those to my repertoire.  Watch this space.

I will also be taking on a loyal and reliable slave(s) with the appropriate skill set to undertake the tasks I simply don’t have time or inclination to do.  What can I say?  A Goddess has better things to do than chores, gardening, DIY etc.  I’ve yet to decide if they will be from my professional sessions or my private interests but I will only consider those that know their place and are more than discreet.  You’ve guessed it, I will approach the appropriate candidates, you don’t approach me regarding this.  Maybe now is the time to try and impress me.

When restrictions are lifted I plan to spend a few days sessioning in London.  If you wish to be advised of these dates and approximate area once I’m closer to planning this visit drop me an email.

My search for that elusive commercial premises to rent continues.  I was pipped at the post for the one I particularly had my eye on.  It wouldn’t have been perfect but had legs to adapt to my requirements.  In the interim I may opt for a discreet apartment to session from.  Why? you may wonder.  For a myriad of reasons, far too many to go into here.  The search continues…

Over the week to 10 days, I will be extremely busy with non-kink work so will pick up emails in the evening.  Lockdown hasn’t done a lot of people a favour and some have forgotten basic courtesy and respect and social etiquette is a mere distant memory.  I’m most certainly not here for you to try and entertain yourself by sending me nonsense emails.  For those of you who are unsure of how to make contact please follow the proforma noted Appendix A at the end of this blog.

For contacts containing all the information noted if there are any areas, I need clarifying I will drop you the relevant questions by email otherwise you will receive an email inviting you to make a mutually convenient appointment for you to call me to discuss the finer details of your session and pop you in my diary once your deposit is received.

Ms Birch x

 

Appendix A

Pro forma first contact email

Dear (I will let you find the correct way to address me from my website)

[you may include one sentence of complimentary comments]

I am [name], I am [age] and I [have no health issues]/[have x y z health issues].  My mobile number is [xxxxx xxxxxx].

I have read your deposit requirement and am happy to adhere to this.

I request a session on [date], [time] for [duration].

My interests include:

[one sentence per interest]

I [have][have not] experienced these activities before.

[One short paragraph of anything else that is pertinent to your time with me, not your life story – at this stage I do not want any further details].

[Your own sign off]

[your name]

07Aug 2021

Pines away when left alone…

Those of us that acquired pets during lockdown need to take a care that they don’t get lonesome now they are left alone for stretches of time.

Are you guilty of this neglect?

Here are a few tips to keep them safe when you are busy elsewhere:

Keep them safe and locked away in a cage or securely restrained.

A few toys to keep them occupied.

A bowl of water within easy reach.

Perhaps some nourishment if they are left for long periods.

Unless sensory deprevation is the aim a radio left on for company.

The above will hopefully stop over excitement or even uncontrolled sobbing on your return.

While I am enjoying my British waters cruise, courtesy of a loyal servant, I have ensured my pet will be cared for.  What can I say it would never do if I was to return to a mess and have to take training back to basic training when he has been doing so well.

For those of you concerned as to my arrangements clearly my loyal servant will be accompaning me on said cruise and pandering to me every whim and fancy.

See you again next week on my return.

Ms Birch x

08Jun 2021

Over the last couple of years two men who were each important to me for different reasons explained they lived their lives as a lie trying to “do the right thing”.  Each had terrible consequences as doing “the right thing” led to them and their loved ones being desperately unhappy and disappointed.  Living a lie is never the right thing.  I’m pleased to say one of those with the help of intense counselling came out of a very dark place happier and more confident and is now learning who they really are.  The other sadly continues to make himself and those around him extremely unhappy by “doing the right thing”.

How many of you are living your lives trying to “do the right thing”?  The better description of that may be living as someone other than yourself to fit into a box of what you perceive is expected of you.

How can you think it makes anyone around you happy knowing that you aren’t being true to yourself and miserable in a futile attempt to please them?

This is an issue that goes far beyond coming to terms with kinks and fetishes but affects everyday life too.  If you feel you need to lie to make others feel better about you, that is an issue.

Invariably this results in a lack of fulfilment as you can never achieve the perfection imposed by your own mind.

Why do you lie?  Is it that you want to be liked?  Why do you feel you can’t be liked as the real you?

Why do you think others have such impossible expectations of you?  Do others really expect of you what you are putting on yourself?

Are you making the people around you happy by being this false version of yourself?  Doubtful, those around you will know that there is something amiss.

Stand back and consider where these notions originally came from.  Have you simply created a scenario that is the easier option?  Will the world dramatically end if you become yourself?  Being honest about who you are and your own wants, needs and desires will help those that love you understand you better.

Before you suddenly declare to the world think carefully who you sound off to and how.

Clearly not everyone is interested, the work colleague who sat across from you 2 years ago or a random stranger isn’t going to care but those that love you hopefully will.  If they aren’t interested or indeed don’t care maybe it’s time to let go of the perceived security blanket holding you to them and make your own way being YOU.

Lots of people, but I’ve found men, struggle to let go of the apron strings whether that be the aprons of their mothers or partners through fear of change.  Scary as it seems at first, there is no doubt change can be scary, you can do it.  It may not be perfect to start with, but it will be true.

To be taken seriously you need to be calm and clear in your own head and allow the person you discuss you with the time to absorb and understand.  Suddenly declaring you want a deep discussion about something so massive and totally out of the blue isn’t fair and won’t get you the reaction you desire.  Be kind and considerate and respect the enormity of the shock you are laying on your confidante.  They had become accustomed to believing in your lie and will need time to learn to love the truth of you.

Now is the perfect time to reassess where you are.  Everything in the world changed and we are now beginning the journey to normalising, akin to awakening from a cocoon.  You can take this opportunity to go down a different path to the one you found you were trudging along before Covid-19 turned our lives upside down and inside out.

I too have done a lot of soul searching and worked out what I desire of my life and what is feasible.  Don’t misunderstand, I have never been afraid of change but am someone who embraces it.  It could be said that I seek out change.  I assume that comes from an original starting point where change could only result in an improvement, I have lived my life on that basis since.

I am in a privileged position that due to unexpected life events prior to the first lockdown I had to reassess my life with the new understanding that it is a precious gift not to be wasted.  The lockdowns have enabled me to recuperate and prepare for the new me.  I feel more balanced in my understanding of me and focused on how I wish to pursue my life.  Perhaps feistier, definitely more passionate about the things that matter and totally indifferent to those that don’t.  I will let you know in future musings how this reflects in my sessions but let’s just say I’m more confident about my journey and who I am knowing I am the master of my own destiny.

There is a lot to be said for having inner peace and contentment.

Ms Birch x

16Jun 2020

The beauty of Nature

As we prepare to return to some semblance of normal after several months of time, lots of time, we start to wave goodbye to our lockdown routines, maybe with a little regret, and tentatively embrace the new world that awaits us.

So what will you miss most about your routine that has evolved over the last couple of months?

For me, it will be the ability to linger over tasks that would have previously been rushed.  The walk instead of the drive.  The time to think things through and the anticipation of starting afresh when we are able to.

I particularly enjoy the walk to my local shop, ok it’s countrified here, so it’s a several mile walk of sauntering down country lanes, through woods and over fields.  I’ve documented my route in the attached picture for you to share the beauty of nature with me.  Idyllic isn’t it?  It’s already started to change though – as more cars hit the roads as the owners come out of their hibernation the country lane is less of a stroll and more of a dive into the hedge to avoid the oncoming hunks of metal.  It was good while it lasted.

So now is the time to think about preparing for my return.  Like the majority of ProDommes I do not know exactly when this will be but soon.  I am keeping a close eye on the updates and will let you know as soon as I do.  I will also post my new mobile number closer to the time.

Here’s to you entertaining me with your torment in the near future.

Ms Birch x

 

23Sep 2018

I do appreciate how nerve wracking it is contacting  Professional Dominatrix for the first time and newbies are more than welcome here where you can experience your fantasy of submitting to a dominant lady.  I will provide you with a bespoke session after listening to your needs.

However, before you contact me please do bear in mind that if you are too nervous to turn up for the session you book you will be wasting not only your own time but more importantly mine.  I don’t give second chances!

You will know your own character and as to where you mindset is, Perhaps you fall into one of the following categories:

  1. You truly long to experience a session and are eager to fulfil this fantasy
  2. You would like to experience a session but are so nervous so maybe you will just ring up a Professional Dominatrix and chat to get your kicks
  3. You like the idea of visiting a Professional Dominatrix but would never follow it through so will just ring up and waste the Dommes time
  4. You are confused and not sure what is right for you

There is a solution for each of these scenarios:

  1. Check your areas of interest match those of the Professional Dominatrix you wish to meet and simply ring up to book.  You will need to know the date, time and duration that you are available to attend and experience something that will stay with you for a long, long time.
  2. If you have no intention of booking please do not was a Professional Dommes time, she will be able to tell.  I offer a “Tea Room” option that may be ideal for you but only book if you know you would definitely turn up.  You can chat to your hearts content with someone who knows and won’t judge where you are.  You will be able to look around my Chambers and then either book or go away and think about whether a session is for you.
  3. Show respect for the Professional Dommes time and stay away from that phone!
  4. A chat in the “Tea Room” is simply perfect for you.  Just give me a call to arrange and I can help you make sense of the confusion.

I look forward to welcoming the genuine newbies into my world.

Ms Birch x

 

18Mar 2018

I’m back and refreshed after my wonderful birthday break exploring Berlin – simply fabulous.

I doubt there is a single street I haven’t actually wondered down in the fabulous city – I took exploring to a whole new level from enjoying a lovely meal in the revolving TV tower to going underground in an original bunker, going to the theatre to watch the incredible show “The ONE Grand Show”, to climbing to steep steps to the garden above the water tower in Prenzlauer Berg with it’s heart breaking history.  If I ever got the opportunity to live in Berlin it would be Prenzlauer Berg the former eastern side of the wall but now gentrified and just beautiful.

I’m pleased to say after all my exploring I can now move again without pain killers so be warned full torment is now resumed.

Sorry to those I had to disappoint cancelling my trip to West Yorkshire but sadly I was unexpectedly left without a vehicle.  Hopefully, I will be able to rearrange in the near future.

Sessions are available this coming week (in Southampton).  When calling you need to be prepared to leave a message clearly stating the date, time and duration of the session you wish to arrange, and I will call you back.  I know the genuine amongst you don’t mind doing this.  It has been necessary to go down this route as I am constantly breaking off from work to find the call was just another fantasist with no intention of arranging a session but merely attention seeking.

Fantasists should remember I’m running a professional business not a charity and DO NOT offer free chat, emailing, texting or even sessions.  Just like you when you go to work you expect to be paid, shocking I know but so do I!

Those of you that are eagerly waiting for my new designed website, that had taken me weeks to redesign and rewrite, there has been a lengthy delay due to the webmaster being too busy to do this.  Any volunteers with expertise in this area to sort this out for me?

I look forward to tormenting you next week.

Ms Birch x

07Mar 2017

Visit Ms Birch in the Tea Room

 

You are invited to join me for an open and relaxed chat while enjoying a cup of tea in my Tea Room.

The Tea Room is perfect for those of you that are new to the scene and maybe too nervous to dip your toe into the pool of kink and fetish or maybe you are not sure in what direction to go or perhaps inquisitive as to what is available in a professional domination session.

In the Tea Room you are able to ask those burning questions, discuss where your interests lie and what you are looking to achieve and how a session may help you in an open and non-judgemental environment. You will soon relax in the comfortable lounge and may even like to have a peek at my Chambers before deciding if you are ready to take the plunge into a “real” session.  If you wish to arrange a session designed to meet your needs we can match diaries to arrange or you may simply go away and ponder on our chat and ring my booking line when you are ready.

For the more experienced kinkster The Tea Room is also an ideal venue for you to discuss a more complicated scenario or new areas you wish to explore.  Sometimes you may just want to discuss how you feel that’s ok too.

If a chat with me in The Tea Room appeals to you simply call the booking line stating you would like to visit the Tea Room.  Ensure you know what date and time you want to visit before calling, just in case you are a chancer please note pretending you want a booking does not give you a free Tea Room chat over the phone.

On occasion it may be possible for a maid to be available to serve our beverage however, during our chat you will be assured total privacy.  You will need to be flexible on times if you wish my maid to be present to arrange around life commitments.

Please note my usual fees apply to attend the Tea Room and I will be dressed in a professional and comfortable style.

I look forward to chatting with you soon.

Ms Birch x

24Apr 2016

Tut tut it would appear my videoman is attempting to screw me over, mad fool.

The sad little worm has a lot to learn about me.

Those of you that know me will know I don’t let such things go and I will pursue you to the corners of the Earth, with my last dying breath, if necessary until the wrong has been righted!

I have kept my side of our contract and sadly he is well an arse and thinks he can dictate to me what happens to the few draft videos that have been supplied and the rest of the raw footage.  Dream on hun that isn’t happening.

So the long awaited videos are supposedly no more…

The claim is that his flaky partner has deleted them – lady for a supposedly professional person that is truly unprofessional and you should know better!  If this ridiculous excuse is to be believed reimbursement/compensation and a full legal disclaimer IS required.

With that in mind I will just point out some basics especially for the culprits…

You received payment…

You provide the goods…

OR your provide reimbursement/compensation…

Simple isn’t it?

So simple even an idiot can understand so you have no excuse.

Going AWOL and today a feeble email ignoring my responses thinking that is the end of it is simply not good enough and most certainly NOT THE END OF THE MATTER.

I expect to receive confirmation that you have seen the error of your ways and I am going to be reimbursed.  I will happily come over to your workplace to collect the payment and disclaimer at a mutually convenient time.  Don’t think about trying anything on I will have a witness with me to make sure you don’t.

Signed off by a rather peeved Ms Birch who is not the mug you seem to think I am – a contract is a contract hunni bun.

PS. Any local ladies who want more details so you can avoid having your time wasted too just drop me an email.

05Jul 2015
Bow down to the Bride

Bow down to the Bride

I saw you looking, you like don’t you?  Silly me of course you do lol

A few new pics have been added to my website in the “Galleries” section.  If you haven’t been taking been taking notice go and have a peek NOW.

I will be adding some pics of recent sessions in due course.  If you are brave enough to “star” in some pics let me know when you contact me to arrange your session so I can have the camera poised and ready for action during interesting moments.

Ms Birch x

13May 2015
Rubber and PVC in High Heels

Rubber and PVC in High Heels

And now it is all messed up – are you a man or a sissy pretending to be a man?

Take this morning as the perfect example of a pathetic loser who shouldn’t have been let out on his own. Mechanical motor problems and blocks off a lane on the main roundabout exiting the peninsular!

So does this ridiculous individual kick into action and push his vehicle onto the verge – oh no not this cretin…

…he stands next to his vehicle, head bowed (at least he got that bit right!) arms folded looking feeble.

Really he should NOT have been allowed out without your Mistress.

The result of this incompetence was mighty impressive a a semi circle of gridlock for 5/6 miles long and decent working people being delayed by over an hour.

Now calculate that cost to the economy, hundreds of people late for work, businesses not opening on time, the transport infrastructure at a standstill, deliveries delayed… need I go on?

I personally think an extremely harsh punishment session is required for this misdemeanour. Never again must such stupidity mess up the start of my day!

All because the worm didn’t have his Shredded Wheat and push…

A real man would have taken off the handbrake, shoulder to the door frame and heave…

…and real sissies would be wearing their frilly satin frocks skipping around undertaking chores for their mistress

Ahhh the good old days were so straight forward…

Ms Birch x

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