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07Feb 2020
Ms Amelia Birch

I won’t be patiently waiting forever!

Time has come for me to pack up my menagerie of kink and move on…  So excited to be returning to my old stomping ground and reacquaint with my former playthings.  Obviously, I will miss the darlings I’ve had the pleasure of tormenting in the north but there is nothing stopping you from visiting my new Chambers.

Don’t say I haven’t warned you I have limited availability left while I am still at my base in West Yorkshire, a mere 15 minute drive north of Shipley.

I will require a minimum of 24 hours notice for sessions as I will be extremely busy organising my very short notice move.

My session diary is as follows:

This weekend 8/9th February I will be near Shipley

I will then be spending a few days in Cheltenham Wed/Thurs 12/13th February

Then back to Shipley area from Monday 17th to lunchtime Monday 24th February

I’m looking forward to enjoying the best of Yorkshire before my departure.

Ms Birch x

 

18Mar 2018

I’m back and refreshed after my wonderful birthday break exploring Berlin – simply fabulous.

I doubt there is a single street I haven’t actually wondered down in the fabulous city – I took exploring to a whole new level from enjoying a lovely meal in the revolving TV tower to going underground in an original bunker, going to the theatre to watch the incredible show “The ONE Grand Show”, to climbing to steep steps to the garden above the water tower in Prenzlauer Berg with it’s heart breaking history.  If I ever got the opportunity to live in Berlin it would be Prenzlauer Berg the former eastern side of the wall but now gentrified and just beautiful.

I’m pleased to say after all my exploring I can now move again without pain killers so be warned full torment is now resumed.

Sorry to those I had to disappoint cancelling my trip to West Yorkshire but sadly I was unexpectedly left without a vehicle.  Hopefully, I will be able to rearrange in the near future.

Sessions are available this coming week (in Southampton).  When calling you need to be prepared to leave a message clearly stating the date, time and duration of the session you wish to arrange, and I will call you back.  I know the genuine amongst you don’t mind doing this.  It has been necessary to go down this route as I am constantly breaking off from work to find the call was just another fantasist with no intention of arranging a session but merely attention seeking.

Fantasists should remember I’m running a professional business not a charity and DO NOT offer free chat, emailing, texting or even sessions.  Just like you when you go to work you expect to be paid, shocking I know but so do I!

Those of you that are eagerly waiting for my new designed website, that had taken me weeks to redesign and rewrite, there has been a lengthy delay due to the webmaster being too busy to do this.  Any volunteers with expertise in this area to sort this out for me?

I look forward to tormenting you next week.

Ms Birch x

17Apr 2015
Ms Birch

Ms Birch

Hi All

Ahhh all unpacked and safely back from my trip away.

At the moment spaces tomorrow and next week those of you brave enough to actually turn up!

Particularly looking forward to matching diaries with a little piggy who I’m going to transform into an Adonis with gentle persuasion aided by a cane!

Perhaps this should be made a little more interesting, I do like those like it when you compete for my attention so those of you that have had too many moments of “a second on the lips and a life time on the hips” who are serious about obeying me, totally and want to lose weight the hard way – be quick to get in touch.

Ms Birch x