Ms Amelia BirchHappy New Year Everyone!

Whatever you did to bring in the New Year I hope it was a good one whether it be the more popular option of a peaceful one or even if you opted for an alcohol obliterated one.

We’ve had so many years lost to covid let’s take this year by the horns and start living again, we are only limited by our own imaginations.

In the UK we are fortunate that we have vaccinations and other ground-breaking treatments available to keep covid as low a risk as possible and it is fast becoming the equivalent of a flu.  Despite a large number of people dying from flu annually it doesn’t stop the world.  Don’t misinterpret the above, I am fully vaccinated including the booster and lateral flow test regularly to mitigate risks.  I also have, what some would deem to be extreme, cleaning/sanitising protocol and always have done.  I run with the same view of a respected Mistress said to me when I was started out in the professional arena “if my equipment isn’t clean enough to put in my mouth, it’s not clean!”.

You aren’t going to hear about lost cause New Year’s resolutions here either.  Let’s face it, if you really want to change something in your life you can do that at any time you don’t need a named day to do so.  However, I am going to tell you about how I will be moving forward in 2022.

Firstly, I have structured my work, so I have a little more time to concentrate on sessions.  The upside of this is I will also have more time to delight you with my blogs and to produce more content.  I will be exploring new avenues with interests that have piqued my interest and I may in time just be adding those to my repertoire.  Watch this space.

I will also be taking on a loyal and reliable slave(s) with the appropriate skill set to undertake the tasks I simply don’t have time or inclination to do.  What can I say?  A Goddess has better things to do than chores, gardening, DIY etc.  I’ve yet to decide if they will be from my professional sessions or my private interests but I will only consider those that know their place and are more than discreet.  You’ve guessed it, I will approach the appropriate candidates, you don’t approach me regarding this.  Maybe now is the time to try and impress me.

When restrictions are lifted I plan to spend a few days sessioning in London.  If you wish to be advised of these dates and approximate area once I’m closer to planning this visit drop me an email.

My search for that elusive commercial premises to rent continues.  I was pipped at the post for the one I particularly had my eye on.  It wouldn’t have been perfect but had legs to adapt to my requirements.  In the interim I may opt for a discreet apartment to session from.  Why? you may wonder.  For a myriad of reasons, far too many to go into here.  The search continues…

Over the week to 10 days, I will be extremely busy with non-kink work so will pick up emails in the evening.  Lockdown hasn’t done a lot of people a favour and some have forgotten basic courtesy and respect and social etiquette is a mere distant memory.  I’m most certainly not here for you to try and entertain yourself by sending me nonsense emails.  For those of you who are unsure of how to make contact please follow the proforma noted Appendix A at the end of this blog.

For contacts containing all the information noted if there are any areas, I need clarifying I will drop you the relevant questions by email otherwise you will receive an email inviting you to make a mutually convenient appointment for you to call me to discuss the finer details of your session and pop you in my diary once your deposit is received.

Ms Birch x


Appendix A

Pro forma first contact email

Dear (I will let you find the correct way to address me from my website)

[you may include one sentence of complimentary comments]

I am [name], I am [age] and I [have no health issues]/[have x y z health issues].  My mobile number is [xxxxx xxxxxx].

I have read your deposit requirement and am happy to adhere to this.

I request a session on [date], [time] for [duration].

My interests include:

[one sentence per interest]

I [have][have not] experienced these activities before.

[One short paragraph of anything else that is pertinent to your time with me, not your life story – at this stage I do not want any further details].

[Your own sign off]

[your name]