Ahhh all unpacked and safely back from my trip away.
At the moment spaces tomorrow and next week those of you brave enough to actually turn up!
Particularly looking forward to matching diaries with a little piggy who I’m going to transform into an Adonis with gentle persuasion aided by a cane!
Perhaps this should be made a little more interesting, I do like those like it when you compete for my attention so those of you that have had too many moments of “a second on the lips and a life time on the hips” who are serious about obeying me, totally and want to lose weight the hard way – be quick to get in touch.
Ms Birch x