27Sep 2018

Perhaps someone can tell me what the timewasters get out of booking and then either not confirming on the day or not paying their deposit, basically just disappearing into the ether.  I wonder if they are so pleased with themselves that they store the stories of how many minutes of a Professional Dominatrix time they wasted ready to regale their  grandchildren with the feast of their achievements in life.

Maybe they are so excited and covercome by my dulcet tones that they are stupified and unable to function after the initial conversation?

Whatever reason, time has come to put a stop to these individuals.  99% of sessions booked here in Ashton are sadly of this type so due warning is now given as I’ve got much better things to do ~ WASTE MY TIME AND I WILL PUBLISH YOUR DETAILS effective immediately!

Will it stop them?  I doubt that very much but it will make me feel a whole lot better and has the advantage of giving other Dommes in the area fair warning about the sad, little men.


23Sep 2018

I do appreciate how nerve wracking it is contacting  Professional Dominatrix for the first time and newbies are more than welcome here where you can experience your fantasy of submitting to a dominant lady.  I will provide you with a bespoke session after listening to your needs.

However, before you contact me please do bear in mind that if you are too nervous to turn up for the session you book you will be wasting not only your own time but more importantly mine.  I don’t give second chances!

You will know your own character and as to where you mindset is, Perhaps you fall into one of the following categories:

  1. You truly long to experience a session and are eager to fulfil this fantasy
  2. You would like to experience a session but are so nervous so maybe you will just ring up a Professional Dominatrix and chat to get your kicks
  3. You like the idea of visiting a Professional Dominatrix but would never follow it through so will just ring up and waste the Dommes time
  4. You are confused and not sure what is right for you

There is a solution for each of these scenarios:

  1. Check your areas of interest match those of the Professional Dominatrix you wish to meet and simply ring up to book.  You will need to know the date, time and duration that you are available to attend and experience something that will stay with you for a long, long time.
  2. If you have no intention of booking please do not was a Professional Dommes time, she will be able to tell.  I offer a “Tea Room” option that may be ideal for you but only book if you know you would definitely turn up.  You can chat to your hearts content with someone who knows and won’t judge where you are.  You will be able to look around my Chambers and then either book or go away and think about whether a session is for you.
  3. Show respect for the Professional Dommes time and stay away from that phone!
  4. A chat in the “Tea Room” is simply perfect for you.  Just give me a call to arrange and I can help you make sense of the confusion.

I look forward to welcoming the genuine newbies into my world.

Ms Birch x


17Sep 2018

Just to clarify, as there seems to be some confusion out there, I work from a residential premises with my own private Chambers and I do NOT share with anyone else.

My bespoke dungeon furniture has been made specifically for me and is of a medieval theme and as such extremely sturdy.

The equipment I use is good quality and varied.

My Chambers are immaculately clean to medical standard.

All clear now?


See you soon.Manchester Mistress

13Sep 2018

What can I say?

You’ve well and truly proven that distance is really no object in your desire to serve me.  And serve me you certainly have.

I’m flattered at the distance some of you are travelling to see me.  Over the last few weeks I’ve had the pleasure of a variety of indulgences thanks to my travellers from the far-flung corners of the UK and long may it continue.

Sadly, my own rail commute is proving to be somewhat challenging with consistently late trains and train breakdowns to the degree that I’ve had to start catching the earlier train to give some reassurance of getting to my destination on time.

You can follow my #trainfrustration along with other updates and video clips on my twitter page @MsAmeliaBirch or click on the little bird at the righthand side of the foot of each page on this website.

Ms Birch x

31Aug 2018

Cane Discipline

Your lucky buttocks are in for a treat!

I’ve added a few delights to my cane collection, derlin, manila, rattan and fibreglass.

Present yourself appropriately to feel the wonderful sting as they connect to your skin and glow with the beautiful stripes that will adorn your body when you leave feeling fully drained of the stresses of life.

You are required to report for your delightful punishment asap!

08Aug 2018

Ms Birch rocking PVC

The good news is that I’m now settled and ready to take sessions in my lovely house in Ashton-Under-Lyne.  It’s taken a little longer than originally estimated to get set-up but all is good now.  Pictures will follow in due course.  I expect to be at this location for 4-5 months before moving to other premises but more of that in the future.

I can’t wait to torment you Mancunians and of course the interlopers, like myself through plan or accident have found themselves in this beautiful part of the world.  I’m looking forward to exploring the delights of this part of Lancashire.

I am going to miss the beautiful surroundings of Hampshire and my loyal slaves but am looking forward to the dedicated of them visiting me here in Ashton for extended sessions.  Hopefully you northern boys can keep me occupied in the meantime.

So, what can you expect?

You will arrive at my discreet house in a residential area of Ashton and within 10 minute walk of Ashton train station.  If arriving by car there is ample on road parking and I can be found 10 minutes (just over 2 miles) from Junction 23 of the M60.

The nondescript exterior belies the torment and pleasures that await you inside.  The property is set over 3 floors so please do ensure that your mobility enables you to climb the stairs.  If you think this may be a problem please contact me to discuss as we may be able to, with a little imagination, conduct your session on the ground floor.

The ground floor is furnished as a lovely domestic setting where an array of scenarios may be enjoyed.  The first floor contains a boudoir perfect for restraint or any other whims that take my fancy with another room that I may use as a sissy dressing room depending on what interest I receive.  The second floor contains the dungeon furniture.  My vast selection of equipment and toys to use on you to entertain myself are spread across the property and may be used in any room that I desire.

Please be assured that I operate in a safe and sane manner and your well being is a priority of all times but this does not mean where necessary you won’t be stretched to your breaking point.

I have done everything in my power to ensure that your visit is discreet, I expect you to show me the same courtesy in return.

I look forward to welcoming you into my sanctuary of torment.

Ms Birch x



22Jun 2018

As the title suggests, but just for a few days, I’m swapping my stilettos for trainers; my pvc for jeans; my whips for stone skimming competitions down at the beach and spitting in your face will be forgone as I eagerly lick that ice cream before it melts.

I know it doesn’t sound like much of an issue that needs my emergency attention but those that know me will know that I make the most of situations good or bad so while I’m doing my caring, sharing bit I intend to enjoy as will the person I will be caring for.

I will be back on Thursday 28th June but it will be late in the day before my Chambers are set back up.  My mobile will be turned on at specific times before Thursday dependent on the number of eager volunteers I have to do this.  These times will be limited and only by prior arrangement so please do email to book in to speak to me to arrange your Thursday session.  Be aware I won’t be able to tolerate long rambling conversations, not that I would anyway, so keep to the point.

I will check emails in the evenings from Monday.

Ms Birch x

15Apr 2018

You’ve noticed haven’t you?  My wonderful crisp new website of course.

Hope you like it as much as I do.  It more accurately reflects me now and even better it has room for advising you of exciting new developments as they occur.

Thank you to my fabulous webmaster for all his hard work redesigning and updating my website, I’m sure you will agree he’s done a grand job.

Keep an eye out as I have lots of new pictures coming too.

Have a read through and give me a call to arrange your session with me.

18Mar 2018

I’m back and refreshed after my wonderful birthday break exploring Berlin – simply fabulous.

I doubt there is a single street I haven’t actually wondered down in the fabulous city – I took exploring to a whole new level from enjoying a lovely meal in the revolving TV tower to going underground in an original bunker, going to the theatre to watch the incredible show “The ONE Grand Show”, to climbing to steep steps to the garden above the water tower in Prenzlauer Berg with it’s heart breaking history.  If I ever got the opportunity to live in Berlin it would be Prenzlauer Berg the former eastern side of the wall but now gentrified and just beautiful.

I’m pleased to say after all my exploring I can now move again without pain killers so be warned full torment is now resumed.

Sorry to those I had to disappoint cancelling my trip to West Yorkshire but sadly I was unexpectedly left without a vehicle.  Hopefully, I will be able to rearrange in the near future.

Sessions are available this coming week (in Southampton).  When calling you need to be prepared to leave a message clearly stating the date, time and duration of the session you wish to arrange, and I will call you back.  I know the genuine amongst you don’t mind doing this.  It has been necessary to go down this route as I am constantly breaking off from work to find the call was just another fantasist with no intention of arranging a session but merely attention seeking.

Fantasists should remember I’m running a professional business not a charity and DO NOT offer free chat, emailing, texting or even sessions.  Just like you when you go to work you expect to be paid, shocking I know but so do I!

Those of you that are eagerly waiting for my new designed website, that had taken me weeks to redesign and rewrite, there has been a lengthy delay due to the webmaster being too busy to do this.  Any volunteers with expertise in this area to sort this out for me?

I look forward to tormenting you next week.

Ms Birch x

05Mar 2018

Ms Amelia Birch in fabulous new wet-look dress


So, you think I am so weak that I will be swayed with a bit of bribery? I must admit I did feel a bit of a flutter as I picked up the parcels from the Royal Mail office but do not take that as an indication that I am going soft.

Even though you send me lovely items from my favourite shops, Honour and Hawes & Curtis, a rather gorgeous wet-look dress, and lovely blouses [see picture] let me tell you now, quite clearly, YOU WILL STAY IN CHASTITY!

For goodness sake it’s only been 5 weeks. Granted I had forgotten about your predicament until you began snivelling about your discomfort, but I will be the one to decide when you are allowed release and no amount of begging will change that. You will continue in your distracted state at least until I return from my trips away when I will consider your situation.

You may gaze at the picture of me wearing my new dress and imagine how wonderful it would be to feel the soft satin stroke your nakedness as I glided by you wearing the dark blouse.

Ms Birch x