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30Jan 2019

A little frivolity!

Join me in Frivolous February…

Right I’m in the mood for lots of fun…  but that will only be achieved by tormenting YOU!

If you are brave enough join me…

As I’m new to the area and most of you don’t know me yet…  Here’s a little enticement for you to take the plunge, but there are conditions so take heed…

1 hour session will be £100 just for February and each hour thereafter is £100 ph up to 3 hours, so for those of you that mucked about at school and can’t work it out I’ve made it simple for you:

1 hour @ £100

2 hours @ £200

3 hours @ £300

The conditions:

These rates only apply if you adhere to the following:

  • You can book by completing the enquiry form on this site and during the arrangement process there are no more than 2 email contacts and 1 phone call plus the on the day confirmation (my time is valuable and you are already getting a fabulous rate so don’t abuse it!)
  • You pay your deposit via Amazon voucher within an hour of my confirmation that I am happy to see you.

All very simple, no reason not to book!

25Jan 2019

Hanging Around

Happy belated New Year!

Where have the last couple of weeks gone?  It’s all seems to have disappeared in a haze of being busy not appearing to do very much.

I miss having my own Chambers set up but don’t worry sessions are still good fun in my domestic setting here in Halifax as the above pictures shows.  With my wicked imagination the pleasurable torment still flows.

I have now literally only got weeks left (8 I think) to find a new setting before my lease ends at my current property.  It’s my choice not to renew even though I adore the property, which with all it’s amazing features lends itself perfectly to a dungeon environment, but sadly I’m not enamoured with the lack of maintenance by the owner of the building.

So I’m look for a premises be it commercial or domestic that would suit my demanding needs either here or further afield or then again should I be looking to return to the south coast?  A bit of a dilema but I need to lay down some roots somewhere soon.  Three or four moves within a 12 month period are not good for the soul.  Any landlords with a well maintained and discreet property (domestic or commercial considered) to rent for my sole use, I don’t share, do get in touch and we can talk.  I’ve found a few possibilities but each has a problem; either ridiculously over priced or up with an agent I wouldn’t trust to boil a kettle let alone deal with such a major transaction.  The latest property I found appears to be right, or is that just wishful thinking, but has the potential of too many repairs needed on a self-repairing commercial lease basis.

I hate being in limbo, I like structure and plans but I’ve got uncertainty and my lounge at home has become akin to a rather large storage unit with packing boxes taking over.

Wish me luck in my search or make it your mission to impress me by finding the “right” premises.

Keep an eye on my website as I’ve got a very special treat planned for sessions booked for February details to follow.

Ms Birch x

 

21Dec 2018

Sessions available at my place in Halifax from Sunday 30th December 2018.

Don’t dawdle as I will only be based here for 3 months. After that who knows…

Perhaps you will show me how adventurous Yorkshire men truly are and I won’t want to leave!

My playground is in my discreet yet stunning listed building. You will be welcomed into a domestic environment but don’t be fooled I have a vast and varied range of quality equipment coupled with my wicked mind your torment is guaranteed.

My fabulous webmaster will be updating my website soon with more details about my stay in Halifax. In the meantime, simply complete and submit the enquiry form to arrange your session in for advance for 30th December. Ensure you have fully read and understand my website before completing and submitting the enquiry form.

23Sep 2018

I do appreciate how nerve wracking it is contacting  Professional Dominatrix for the first time and newbies are more than welcome here where you can experience your fantasy of submitting to a dominant lady.  I will provide you with a bespoke session after listening to your needs.

However, before you contact me please do bear in mind that if you are too nervous to turn up for the session you book you will be wasting not only your own time but more importantly mine.  I don’t give second chances!

You will know your own character and as to where you mindset is, Perhaps you fall into one of the following categories:

  1. You truly long to experience a session and are eager to fulfil this fantasy
  2. You would like to experience a session but are so nervous so maybe you will just ring up a Professional Dominatrix and chat to get your kicks
  3. You like the idea of visiting a Professional Dominatrix but would never follow it through so will just ring up and waste the Dommes time
  4. You are confused and not sure what is right for you

There is a solution for each of these scenarios:

  1. Check your areas of interest match those of the Professional Dominatrix you wish to meet and simply ring up to book.  You will need to know the date, time and duration that you are available to attend and experience something that will stay with you for a long, long time.
  2. If you have no intention of booking please do not was a Professional Dommes time, she will be able to tell.  I offer a “Tea Room” option that may be ideal for you but only book if you know you would definitely turn up.  You can chat to your hearts content with someone who knows and won’t judge where you are.  You will be able to look around my Chambers and then either book or go away and think about whether a session is for you.
  3. Show respect for the Professional Dommes time and stay away from that phone!
  4. A chat in the “Tea Room” is simply perfect for you.  Just give me a call to arrange and I can help you make sense of the confusion.

I look forward to welcoming the genuine newbies into my world.

Ms Birch x

 

31Aug 2018

Cane Discipline

Your lucky buttocks are in for a treat!

I’ve added a few delights to my cane collection, derlin, manila, rattan and fibreglass.

Present yourself appropriately to feel the wonderful sting as they connect to your skin and glow with the beautiful stripes that will adorn your body when you leave feeling fully drained of the stresses of life.

You are required to report for your delightful punishment asap!

15Apr 2018

You’ve noticed haven’t you?  My wonderful crisp new website of course.

Hope you like it as much as I do.  It more accurately reflects me now and even better it has room for advising you of exciting new developments as they occur.

Thank you to my fabulous webmaster for all his hard work redesigning and updating my website, I’m sure you will agree he’s done a grand job.

Keep an eye out as I have lots of new pictures coming too.

Have a read through and give me a call to arrange your session with me.

18Mar 2018

I’m back and refreshed after my wonderful birthday break exploring Berlin – simply fabulous.

I doubt there is a single street I haven’t actually wondered down in the fabulous city – I took exploring to a whole new level from enjoying a lovely meal in the revolving TV tower to going underground in an original bunker, going to the theatre to watch the incredible show “The ONE Grand Show”, to climbing to steep steps to the garden above the water tower in Prenzlauer Berg with it’s heart breaking history.  If I ever got the opportunity to live in Berlin it would be Prenzlauer Berg the former eastern side of the wall but now gentrified and just beautiful.

I’m pleased to say after all my exploring I can now move again without pain killers so be warned full torment is now resumed.

Sorry to those I had to disappoint cancelling my trip to West Yorkshire but sadly I was unexpectedly left without a vehicle.  Hopefully, I will be able to rearrange in the near future.

Sessions are available this coming week (in Southampton).  When calling you need to be prepared to leave a message clearly stating the date, time and duration of the session you wish to arrange, and I will call you back.  I know the genuine amongst you don’t mind doing this.  It has been necessary to go down this route as I am constantly breaking off from work to find the call was just another fantasist with no intention of arranging a session but merely attention seeking.

Fantasists should remember I’m running a professional business not a charity and DO NOT offer free chat, emailing, texting or even sessions.  Just like you when you go to work you expect to be paid, shocking I know but so do I!

Those of you that are eagerly waiting for my new designed website, that had taken me weeks to redesign and rewrite, there has been a lengthy delay due to the webmaster being too busy to do this.  Any volunteers with expertise in this area to sort this out for me?

I look forward to tormenting you next week.

Ms Birch x

05Mar 2018

Ms Amelia Birch in fabulous new wet-look dress

 

So, you think I am so weak that I will be swayed with a bit of bribery? I must admit I did feel a bit of a flutter as I picked up the parcels from the Royal Mail office but do not take that as an indication that I am going soft.

Even though you send me lovely items from my favourite shops, Honour and Hawes & Curtis, a rather gorgeous wet-look dress, and lovely blouses [see picture] let me tell you now, quite clearly, YOU WILL STAY IN CHASTITY!

For goodness sake it’s only been 5 weeks. Granted I had forgotten about your predicament until you began snivelling about your discomfort, but I will be the one to decide when you are allowed release and no amount of begging will change that. You will continue in your distracted state at least until I return from my trips away when I will consider your situation.

You may gaze at the picture of me wearing my new dress and imagine how wonderful it would be to feel the soft satin stroke your nakedness as I glided by you wearing the dark blouse.

Ms Birch x

28Nov 2017

Hello All

I’m back at last after coming down with a stinking virus.  For the rest of the week I’m only taking a limited number of sessions so book early to avoid disappointment.

See if you can match up to the start of an amazing week.  My days can never be predicted and at times can seem pretty surreal but the highlights so far this week are an amazing crucifixion role play and today a plastic panty spanking session.

You cannot imagine how fabulous it is to have a slave tied to the cross all his weight on his wrists and ankles suspended in air on his cross unable to release himself, trapped until I climb up the ladder to release him.  Rest assured he wasn’t allowed down until he is thoroughly tormented and teased with my amazing collection of sexy shoes.  No matter how much he begs he isn’t released.  I do adore having you beg me for mercy.

Who would have thought that plastic panties could enhance the sound of spanking as you are tied to the bed.  Unable to move you can only attempt to squirm as I spank you hard through your plastic panties as you are heating up and sweating inside them.  First my leather gloved hand warms up your lily white flesh before you get the harshness of my bare hand.  Then you take your punishment with paddles soft and padded then hard wooden with studs followed by a vintage leather tawse.  You take as much as you can before I pull down your panties and gently run my long manicured nails across your back down to your fiery red buttock.  You relax into the pleasure and pain not know which is the is the most intense part of the sensation.

Now if you think you are worthy of my attention I suggest you don’t dilly-dally and call (after reading my website) to arrange to experience your long thought about fantasy.

Ms Birch x

 

04Nov 2017

There is a place for fantasy and let’s face it most of what I do is based on fantasy but when YOU are trapped in the realm of fantasy and unable to connect to reality this is sadly a one-way ticket to disappointment.

I see it all the time, emails from the unrealistic complaining about “let downs” by other Mistresses but when you try to drill down why they feel “let down” it usually comes down to their “perfect fantasy” wasn’t fulfilled.  In most cases the reality can never ever match what is in their head.

The imagination is an amazing thing where anything and everything is possible, you can magically float on air, your body can be distorted in a variety of impossible positions without breaking or dislocating, you can tolerate incredible temperatures without burning etc etc .  Imagination enables you to do anything and you don’t have to consider your own physical restrictions, your safety or even what equipment is needed.

The more sensible “fantasists” realise that imagination feeds the impossible and that is why many choose to visit an experienced professional dominatrix as they know their wellbeing is of the utmost importance and their requirements as far as humanly possibly will be catered for with skill and grace and enjoy the pleasures of sensations whether they be tormenting or enjoyable in a subspace leaving the issues of “reality” in the hands of your dominatrix.

The less experienced “fantasist” will simply continue to chase the impossible blaming those around them for their own lack of ability to tune into a happy place between the unachievable fantasy and the restrictions of reality.  These are the people that have no respect for the time of others and will happily attempt to waste my time.

So, to help those that are deluded in their thinking that an initial contact of a wank email (or indeed phone call) will impress I have summarised below what to include and what to avoid:

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A polite salutation addressing me correctly

A succinct and polite request for the date, time and duration you wish to session.  Obviously the broader the range of time you have available the more likely you are to find a gap in my busy diary.

A brief note of your experience.  I do not want to know details of every encounter you have had since the age of 18, what your past dommes enjoyed, what your wife likes or doesn’t like!  I will have given up reading your email before I get to the second sentence.  A mere “This is my first visit to a professional dominatrix” or “I have many years’ experience in xx” will do.

A note of your likes, ie specific areas such as CP or electroplay and to what level.  Stating “BDSM” tells me nothing other than you have no idea about anything.

A note of your hard limits.

You also need to include your mobile phone number, so it can be noted on my phone for when you are requested to call.

Remember to always be polite and courteous any derogatory language will simply result in you being blocked.

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If you feel you can’t get across what you are looking for in this format I would recommend you stay safely cosseted in your own imagination rather than waste the time of real people.

Ms Birch x